zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

Okay so

1dineverland:

ziamsshipofdreams:

1dineverland:

ziamsshipofdreams:

Today I went and had lunch with my mum, because we had spent most of the morning cleaning the house for when my dad comes home.

And so as we were waiting for our lunch to come, I showed my mum this picture of Harry and I made a joke saying “His hair is longer then mine!” And we both laughed it.

This is dumb. The fact that you asked your mother for advice just proves that Larry shippers must be really fucking desperate to prove Larry. 

This is actually quite funny that you say this. Because I didn’t ask my mother for shit. She just randomly said it out of the blue to me. So why don’t you shut the hell up? Because you don’t know anything.

Sorry, but I happen to know SOME things. And what I know is that your mom clearly doesn’t know the whole story if she thinks Larry is real. So think you should shut the hell up? Because it’s clear that your completely desperate for “”“”“”“proof”“”“”“”.

Actually, it’s quite funny how you think someone needs a story to recognize what emotions play in people’s faces. Like she said, she didn’t ask her mom anything, so how can she be desperate when her mom was the one to bring it up .