I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
Roses are red, grass is green, kiss my ass... 'Cause I'm the Queen.
Ask Me Shiiiit!! I Won't Bite :D
|9/13/14| << WWA TOUR.
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My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
HOW IS SHIPPING LARRY WORST THAN WRITING ABOUT HARRY AS A MENTALLY SICK PUNK WHO SEXUALLY ABUSES GIRLS, ARE YOU SAYING THAT BEING GAY IS WORSE THAN BEING A RAPIST?
Me every time i read a long fanfic:
"Yeah, yeah the fluff is good and all but when do they fuck????"
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names